Hello KooKooBabes!
This is one of those posts where reader discretion is advised because it's a post all about sex! Oh, but not just any sex today, kookoobabes we are gonna talk specifically about bad sex. Yes, every one of you will experience bad sex at least once in your lifetime, but how exactly will you know if it is really bad or not? There are many factors that make sex a bad time that are easy to spot but there a few factors that can seem good but it doesn't make it good sex. Listed below are three ideas behind the theme 'it can still be bad if...' enjoy my personal sex life stories and please, feel free to laugh!
1. They're the person of your dreams.
Is he the first string quarterback with big muscles and dreamy eyes? Is she the head cheerleader with a perfect body and super nice barbie car? Are they all you think about and beg to who ever you believe in that they give you a shot with them? Well, that person may be the person of your dreams but they could also suck in bed. It's ok, don't go and throw away all your sappy teen romance novels and don't you dare stop watching those old school rom-coms! I'm just saying you could sore a date with the dream guy or girl and end it with a romp in the sheets and they would be terrible. More then once I've wanted to be with a guy because I thought he was all that and a bag of Kit-Kats and once we had that 'magic moment' I was left pretty unsatisfied. I'm also one of those people who deep down knows it sucks but will say it was the best because I built that person up in my head to be amazing. I know you do it too, it's ok to do it but just remember; sometimes the person of your dreams is just meant for your dreams.
2. They're 'Blessed'.
Now by me saying blessed I don't mean the holy ghost came to them and they're now a God among us. No no no that would be silly, especially since they wouldn't be having pre-marital sex. When I say blessed I'm talking about size-this can be also mean tightness when it comes to girls-God has blessed your fuck-buddy with a large penis. Here's the question though; did God bless him with the ability to know how to use it? If you're questioning it, the answering is probably always going to be 'no'. A guy can have an anaconda but you don't want none unless he knows how to tame it. It may be the biggest thing you've ever seen and also the most painful thing you ever felt at the same time. Once again, this is ok! It can be big and bad, not everyone with a big penis is automatically great in bed. Sometimes it's not about the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean.
3. You Finished.
Finishing during bad sex isn't common but it is possible. Usually it's called bad sex because you didn't finish or couldn't but sometimes you do finish but it's not s great as you wanted it be. The other night, for example, I was with a guy and it was just down right terrible sex(reason why I wrote this post)but I was still able to come. I mean, I had to do all the work but I got there and it wasn't the best orgasm I've had but I had a small one. You could even not enjoy having sex and still come, your body reacts to stimulation and if it's in the right way or it's just too repetitive it can stimulate something down below. It may have not been fun and you still may be a little unsatisfied but you are still able to orgasm from a shit time in-between the sheets.
Don't let anyone ever tell you 'sex is sex' or to 'get over it' if you had a bad time getting laid. Sex isn't just sex! It is a sexual exploration between two people that should be enjoyable for everyone involved. Should you hang on to that bad experience forever? Not really; keep it in mind but don't let it ruin your sex drive. You also need to know that someone could be insanely attractive, or super hung, or that you can have an orgasm and the sex can still be one of the worst times you've ever had. Now, go forth my KooKooBabes go enjoy your life experience good/bad sex and realize the signs so in the end you end up happy, because it is all about you!
XXX ILY TIMES A MILLION, NIKKIESHARPIE! XXX
